What Have I Gotten Myself Into?

Ok...five years later and I'm only finally asking the question...what have I gotten myself into? Five years ago I legally joined the Cupp family. I took on the name. I'm wearing the ring. Today I got an e-mail from my beloved grandmother who has been the only semi-normal one in the family. At least, I thought she was semi-normal...Read below and you'll understand...

Dear Family,

I regret to inform you I will not be able to be at Scott and Brenda's on
July 1st. I am so sorry because I have been looking forward
to it all year, but it seems I am needed at Amy's to bring my TATOO PARLOR!


Please bring the designs you want on your body (be careful now, remember I
am Grandma:-)) I will be using a "special kind"
of electric magic marker, so you will not be able to bathe for 3 months. I
bought a new croquet set for July 1st, but I will be using the mallets to
"knock you out" before I start using the needle! (On second thought, maybe
I won't have to do that because Rachel
is bringing her KEG. You won't know what hit you! )

Oh yes, I was practicing my hula hoop while mowing the lawn, but it slipped
down and got caught in the mower blade, however
I will bring "colored streamers" for all the little ones to play with.

I just know how disappointed you all will be but with J D having to mow his
lawn that day, and Journey with his wild pool party, you will have to think
up some way to use all those steaks.

Love you much - Grandma


So...now it's established. They're all crazy. I can't exclude myself, though. I have proved that I'm a Cupp time and time again. So, if you wanna be a Cupp, hang your sanity on the wall and take a number if you have to use the restroom. Sorry, guys...that's just the way it is.

he he...if you took any of this serious, then you need to calm down and live life a little. the only truths to the e-mail: 1. Grandma Cupp got two tattoos (YEP!!! TWO!!!) 2. we are having a hula hoop contest